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THE OFFICE IS OFFICIALLY OPEN 001 / 003

WELCOME TO THE MOST UNQUALIFIED AGENCY ON THE INTERNET

AGENCY
POOP.

TICKER$AGENCYPOOP✳ZERO MEETINGS. MAXIMUM MEMES.

The market has enough suits. We brought a glowing monitor, a questionable sense of humor, and a whole lot of internet energy.

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AN EXTREMELY SERIOUS WEBSITE FOR AN EXTREMELY UNSERIOUS IDEA.
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A glowing pixel-art computer floating in space with a playful poop icon on its screen
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02 / 03 OUR MASTER PLAN

THE ROADMAP✳

Every great agency needs a plan. Ours was written on a sticky note, but the ambition is real.

01● CURRENT MISSION

PHASE ONE / THE SPARK

OPEN THE OFFICE

Launch the site, introduce our pixel-powered mascot, and gather the first wave of wonderfully weird people.

02○ NEXT UP

PHASE TWO / THE NOISE

FILL THE TIMELINE

Make things worth sharing: community posts, creative drops, and enough memes to survive another Monday.

03○ ON THE HORIZON

PHASE THREE / THE INTERNET

KEEP IT WEIRD

Follow the community's best ideas, grow the universe around Agency Poop, and never turn into a boring agency.

✳ THE BEST PART OF THE PLAN IS BUILDING IT TOGETHER. ✳
03 / 03 MARKET WATCH

THE LIVE CHART↗

Less spreadsheet. More screen time. Keep an eye on $AGENCYPOOP from mission control.

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SIGNAL SEARCH IN PROGRESS...

CHART INCOMING_

The official trading pair will appear here when it's ready. In the meantime, make yourself at home.

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